I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.

  • Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
  • Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
  • Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
  • Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
  • Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
  • Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL

(Source: praises, via thecimfam)

greatwhiteprivilege:

  • don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
  • don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
  • don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
  • don’t
  • don’t
  • don’t

(via inbox)

imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not

(Source: elzhhs, via somedepressedgirl)

  • Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
  • Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

(via hhipster-harmonyy)